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Dirty Mozeleski 

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.
"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"
Dirty Mozeleski by ghettofabulous October 24, 2003
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moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."
moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

moleskin 

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.
Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.
moleskin by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007
One of the coolest last name in the world. The one who usaully has it is one of the best friends i guy could have. This person is usaully the most popular and valued person
Yo that girl over there is a Moleski i would love to be friends with here
moleski by ArthurGM February 10, 2008

Moleskine 

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.
"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "
Moleskine by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015

moleskine 

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price
Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way
moleskine by Oh, him again August 5, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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