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If you're looking for a nice glass of tall, dark, and handsome, then get yo self a Moyn! A true, soft spoken gentlemen, a Moyn can make you feel like anything is possible with him by your side. They usually have smiles that can brighten up a room! If you see a Moyn with their hood on in a bar, dont over look him! Moyns are usually shy and are a little nervous to make the first move! They will greet you with a smile if you come up and say hi! Just be prepared, cuz once that hood comes off, Oooo giiiirrrllll, you in for a treat! That's when a Moyn will break out of their shell and show you his moves, in a gentlemen way of course! Once you find a Moyn, you'll never need anything else.
Brittany: Jess, I need to find me a real man!
Jess: I got a Moyn I can set you up with!
Brittany: A MOYN?? Girl, why didn't you tell me sooner!
moyn by NoBraNoMore November 2, 2018
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The Moyni 

A nickname commonly given to anyone with the last name Moynihan.
Chris Moynihan also goes by The Moyni.
The Moyni by the-moyni May 24, 2009
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What's up moyne?!
Moyne by Moyne10 March 27, 2016

Morgan Moynes 

The offspring of GDowd, the most ginger person in the world, lost his life to Alistair Mawsons Penis, Has Mexican friends and should stop abuse to Daniel Birkett, Cooks for a Spanish football team and proper bent.
Morgan Moynes got a fist and 3/4 by Mrs Blackhall when he forgot the accent
gay homo likes fat bums

hobbies: stalking korean boys, annoying salsabeel, being racist
got7 stan: explains everything
leo so annoying and stupid
'her what's ur name'- someone
'i'm a moyna'- moyna

'ew. gay. leave xoxo'- someone
'send me kink' 'ahahah i meant link'-moyna
Moyna by moynahater September 6, 2019
Milk Out Your Nose Funny
Unexpected funny, surprisingly funny.
Pronounce like it's Yiddish Moy-nif
Initialism Acronym but also a word
More than just funny.
The first time I watched Marina's videos on You Tube I was surprised, it was not only funny it was moynf funny or that video was moynf.
My sister was not only laughing she was moynf laughing.
My mom's expression was moynf.
Moynf by Che Volay August 6, 2008

Moynihan 

Pet gorilla. Long arms that will crush your soul threw your hind side and make you eat it.
The Moynihan will crush you.
Moynihan by TheHorsemanDeath December 19, 2016