Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

Synchronized mowers syndrome by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

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Mossers

A green, moss-like growth on the genitals. Most commonly transmitted through anal intercourse. Symptoms include but are not limited to; Excretion of a thick, pus-like ooze and a bitter smell not unlike alcohol.

I met this chick at the bar last night. Turned out she had mossers. Good thing I didn't go down on her

Mossers by Dr. Bueller November 19, 2010