Mathsterbate

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

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mouthturbate

When one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.

I decided not to attend the Tea Party rally because the thought of listening to Sarah Palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.

mouthturbate by nikastro October 21, 2010

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Slang for autofellatio, or when you masturbate with your own mouth.

Last night I was mouthterbating. My mouth still tastes salty!

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When a man puts his penis part way into a woman's mouth yet continues to pleasure himself manually till he shoots manchowder down her throat.

Kelly had to mouthsturbate her boss to get a promotion.

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Using someone's mouth insted of your hand to get off. Ignoring or not caring about anything but your own pleasure. See also blowjob.

I got my girlfriend mouthturbate me while I watched this new porno I rented. Hands free jacking off.

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Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

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To pleasure one's mouth by noisily smacking and popping one's gum. Often done in public.

One should mouthsturbate in the privacy of one's home only.

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