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Dirty Mouth Wash

As you're sticking your dick in a girl, you pull out right before you cum and squirt a bottle of Listerine up her cunt and then cum on her teeth, just because.
"So I was going down on this girl, and she had a really smelly pussy, so I had to give her a dirty mouth wash."

dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there
man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

Dirty Dick Mouth 

When you have crap surrounding your mouth. Such as: cold sores, fever blisters or pimples.
Jane: "Ick... what have you been doing?"
Joan: "Nothing I have a coldsore..."
Jane: "Naw, girl you have that dirty dick mouth."

Dirty Dick Mouth by Ktly March 28, 2009

dirty pirate whore mouth 

A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.
"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."

Dirty hooker whore mouth 

Shut your dirty hooker whore mouth!

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.
"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."
Mouth Dirt by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017