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3.
A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
by mountain doobies August 06, 2007
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8.
Small furry things that like to eat cheese. Mice have tails.
by blii February 19, 2003
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9.
Control for the computer.

A small rodent, a pest, cats eat them.
I use keep my mouse on a mouse and I use it, to scroll down the screen.

Don't drop food on the floor it attracts mice.

Pussy Cat, look what I got for you, a mouse eat up boy!!
by Saints October 16, 2003
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10.
An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse
Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
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11.
The cute and loving animal that distracts masterchief on Halo 1 and screws up the marines. Masterchief usually plays go fish with a mouse in this console game.
Masterchief (from halo 1 game) sees a mouse. Yells "Yay a mouse!" and frantically goes after it and then plays go fish while his marine teammates get slaughtered by covenants (aliens).
by Masterchief June 04, 2005
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12.
n. mous v. mouz pl. mice

a term analog recording enthusiasts use to humorously refer to current generations of digital control surfaces (mixing boards.)

generally, these boards are inexpensive compared to their analog counterparts, are built using mostly plastic components.

because they are designed specifically for complete recording studio integration as a peripheral device for DAWs such as Pro Tools, their function is compared to that of a computer mouse.
audio guy 1: "Have you seen that Digidesign Icon desk? Looks amaaazing."

audio guy 2: "Yeah, I saw that mouse."
by dt jevo June 23, 2009
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13.
n.
1. Small rodent
2. Lab animal
3. tiny modest people who are mouse like
"Mice eat cheese and for the most part, they do as they please. Then, cat comes home. Mice don't feel very free to walk around."
by obie March 11, 2006
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14.
noun(p)-plural form of computer mouse. uses new grammer rules for a new word.
My mouse broke. Do you have any extra mouses I could borrow?
by Tash October 03, 2003
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