a girl large enough that you can take up to the mountains to keep you warm and sleep in her blubber.
by gibsonsgclassics March 5, 2010
there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.
vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.
chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.
chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.
Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
by thefatbitchslayer January 29, 2011
First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”
by Wild W January 11, 2021
The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.
by 417wsm February 16, 2023