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the disease in which mountain dew causes. Certain symptoms may include: the decay of teeth, the decay of taste buds, diabetes, craving for sweet snacks, dizziness, headaches, bad breath, and addiction,
hey dude, why does your breath stink so bad. Ohhhh sorry i have moundewix.
by roahin May 08, 2010