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pulling monties by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009
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more than moster. You use it when your trying to prove to your girlfriend that sometthing is better than what she's saying.
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monties
"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.
Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.
They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.
They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."
"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"
"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."
"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"
"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."
"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
monties by Casey Johns July 21, 2008
mitties
mitties by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009
Mostiestererest
To be used to beat your girlfriend is a "I love you most," off in which you get stuck with the I love you mostest side and can't see a way out.
Mostiestererest by Gatchabitch February 16, 2021
Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties
Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021