Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

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to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making a hubababa sound.

Man look at that rack!
yeah i'd motor boat them jugs all night long!

motor boat by kimbo May 5, 2006

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Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

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The act of sticking your face between a pair of ones breasts and shaking your head violently while making noices that resemble a moter boat.

Hey Jason, I heard you gave that girl a motor boat last night, you motor boatin son of a bitch!!

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On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

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While having anal sex with a girl you push her head into the toilet and thrust,she will grasp for breath and make motor boat noises.

Steven Rose: Dude i made Joci do a Illinois mega motor boat last night
Jase Runkel: You must have almost drowned her!

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When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

motor boat by D January 31, 2005

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