i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!
by foco52 January 22, 2014
To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions
"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."
by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 5, 2014
by TSunBaby November 3, 2022