Moru is a mythological being made of Dreams, Drugs, Ducks and Dicks, huge dicks.
Once upon a time Moru was
raped by MARA and his life became a hole of depravation and lasciviousness. His life was permanently linked to Rhum.
Moru's natural habitat is the Reign of PITIS, where HE is LORD and
MASTER, and no
one coughs at him.
He likes to punish with leaflets every
bad woman he divises from the MARAMOVIL. This hobby is known as practicing the MARAPATRULLA.
MORU loves
bukkake and HE is PITIS national champion.
There is a prophecy which says: "The
day in which Moru pronounces the forbidden word BAOBAB, Mariel will make MARAmeatballs".
His
sly behaviour has to do with his conspicuous way of life; his archrival MARA prefers to show his NABO (dick).
If anyone was brave enough to gainsay MORU, he will be asdrubaled by MARA, who will end this act by eating the infractor's NABO.