mortuusequusphobia 

An abnormal fear of ketchup

Boy: We should squirt her with ketchup!

Girl: We can't do that!

Boy: Why not?

Girl: She has mortuusequusphobia. She is really scared of ketchup.

mortuusequusphobia by Milee Brice November 14, 2013

Mortuusequusphobia 

Ur here from the snapchat story boi

Boi has Mortuusequusphobia

Mortuusequusphobia by Sushi556 January 3, 2018

Mortuusequusphobia 

Mortsseusessphob- fuck i cant spell it again, its the abnormal fear of ketchup.

Male: can we put ketchup in her fries?

Female: no! dont do it.

Male: why not??

Female: she has Mortuusequusphobia, shes afraid of ketchup

Male: Mortussshshshs what?

Female: Mortuusequusphobia.

Mortuusequusphobia by icantdecidemyusername October 14, 2023