morrigan disapproves 

Phrase used to express disagreement or displeasement with a statement made by another person. It is used normally within discussions about video games on forums and imageboards.

The phrase originates from the relationship system that forms part of Bioware's title, Dragon Age: Origins, where the aforementioned Morrigan is found as an ally and playable character. This character is known for being quite good-looking, for her ability to shapeshift and for her bizarre opinions on pretty much everything, causing almost every attempt to start a conversation with she getting mad at you and the game displaying "Morrigan Dissaproves"

(general thread about first person shooters)
User 1: i think halo is teh best game evar!!!!1
User 2: Morrigan Disapproves

Morrigan: My mother and I spent good days killing the city wards.
Player: But is your mother a witch?
Morrigan: Oh, don't call her a witch, that is a very ugly word *morrigan disapproves*

morrigan disapproves by i-am-elephant January 23, 2010

Mortgage 

A legally binding contract that allows a financial institution to rape you every month for the next 20-30 years. In return, you get the privilege of maintaining a dwelling out of your own pocket without actually owning it.

1. So what'll it be this month Honey, pay the mortgage or get the driveway fixed?

2. I used to have disposable income. Now I have a mortgage instead.

Mortgage by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015

mega mortgage mug 

(n) - a dual income (or more) h/hold who participates in propping up the Australian housing bubble by buying houses by taking out an excessively large housing loan. The resulting interest payments leave them to lead a life of poverty, but hey atleast they have a roof over their heads.

$600,000 to purchase a median property in Melbourne now, you'd have to be a mega mortgage mug to even consider buying at these prices.

mega mortgage mug by AusHousingCrash September 25, 2010

golden mortgage 

1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.

2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.

3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.

With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.

The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."

Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.

golden mortgage by A Tabak April 17, 2008

mortgage 

Middle class slavery.

Investment bankers buy your home loans and manage you like cattle to make even more undeserved money. For some reason people are satisfied with the illusion that they own a small plot of land with a small box on it. Sure you can make a profit if you know how to flip real estate, but good luck paying your sub-prime mortgage with the job you just loss thanks to this fucked up economy.

Millions felt entitled to live in gaudy McMansions they couldn't afford for the life they though they were entitled to. Bankers took advantage of these people, thus the sub-prime mortgage crisis.

mortgage by captainao February 20, 2009

Morrigan Harris 

She been though a lot and she the most beautiful and perfect girl u can ever ask for she cares for the people she loves and she awesome in the bed. She would do anything to see u and be with u and she cares and loves her bf and would do anything for so if u get a morrigan keep her

Morrigan Harris is the perfect girl ever

Morrigan Harris by 100219 December 11, 2019

Morrigan

Celtic Goddess of war

Morrigan the red handed

Morrigan by kitchensinkdiva February 3, 2010