morseplow 

A move performed during sexual intercourse, usually performed while penetrating from behind. To do this one must ensure that a wall or other hard object is nearby. Near climax the giving partner thrusts fiercely slamming the receiving partner's head into the wall rendering them unconscious. This allows the person delivering the morseplow to leave easily.

Jenafer, "My head hurts this morning."
Lukas, " Don't your remember?"
Jenafer, "Remember what?"
Lukas, "The morseplow. Nevermind then."

morseplow by sweetlou69 May 22, 2010

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.

1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

sleepy moosepower by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012