morphium

N.; synonymous with morphine. An extremely strong pain-reliever which is commonly used in hospitals for patients with very severe injuries. If overused, tolerance and addiction might develop. English fucks used to use it to get high before the invention of normal, safe drugs like weed.

"Doctor, I need morphium!" "You're not in England, you British fuck, we call it morphine here."

by Lax1334 November 29, 2011

Morphimist

A morphine addict.

One you Abuses morphine until they can get they shit strait.

Oh damn bob I see a group of morphimist under that bridge we needs to stay the **** back.

by sev killenger August 1, 2016

morphius

A name for a person who steals food discretely

(When a person is defined as so you must stick a paper on the back of their shirt saying morphius kick me)

Joe is a not a bro he is a morphius, so it is my duty to put the paper on his back so that he suffers the pain we do

by Not a morphius January 21, 2025

Morphius Dumbassius

A creature that can transform their body into any shape or form they want but they are limited by their minds and physical capabilities as in their base forms they are the size of a straw but they can miraculously create machines of mass destruction on a whim, one example of their machines of mass destruction is the "Fun" which can shoot cartoonishly large bombs by pulling a trigger next to the barrel of it

Person 1: Fuck, Morphius Dumbassius spotted near town
Person 2: yeah, we're definitely screwed

by SomeoneYouProbablyHate February 8, 2025