moroniscron 

Scron (from the latin scrontotum, meaning "Scrotum") of the utmost moronic variety. Characterized by tendencies towards ridiculous, unreasonable and/or moronic actions.

Sandra, how could you be such a moroniscron?!

That hairstyle (bowl/mushroom/mullet) is moroniscronic.

Hey guys, have you heard the Police's latest album, "Moroniscronicity" ?

moroniscron by clubbersdotcom December 24, 2007

Moronicon

The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.

The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).

A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."

Moronicon by handcrafter November 28, 2013

Moronicon

Worse than just being a moron, it's more like being a moron & a convict, thus being a moronicon. Perhaps it's a moron convicted of committing a really stupid crime, like robbing a bank while naked.

That guy sure is a Moronicon, I heard that he robbed a bank while naked & drove away on a bicycle where he was shortly after apprehended by the police.

Moronicon by ConanObrienwriter February 26, 2010

moronironic 

Moronironic: announcing to everyone on the social medias that it’s your opinion that nobody cares about other people’s opinions.

Karen was being moronironic when she tweeted her opinion that nobody cares about Scott’s opinion on who made the best cover of A Song for You.

moronironic by TheOtherMnM May 30, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016