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mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.
From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."
mornington crescent by English Boy December 6, 2004

top o' the mornin' to ya 

Irish slang for "good morning." Usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of Killian's. Pronounced with a hugely Irish accent that could choke a donkey.
Top o' the mornin' to ya, donkey!

mornington peninsula 

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'
Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.
mornington peninsula by Cook!e February 26, 2008

top o' the mornin' to ya 

A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.
johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"

paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"

mornington secondary 

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.
I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary

Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies 

The intro to all of videos for the youtuber JackSepticEye.
"Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and today we'll be playing HAPPY WHEELS!"