A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar
--but lives a heterosexual, closeted
lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.
Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword
." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.