Mormonville

Any city in Utah

Bill:"Where do you live?"
Hailey:"In Mormonville"

Mormonville by aeden#@! January 23, 2011

Mormonville

A city or state in which a number of Mormons reside. That of which is predominately occupied by those of the Mormon (LDS) faith.

"We need to meet up!"

"Well if you hadn't moved to Mormonville, it'd be alot easier."

Mormonville by rioak October 21, 2010

Mormonites 

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.

The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.

Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014

mormonize 

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.

Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.

mormonize by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005

mormonize 

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.

"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."

mormonize by JulesJules September 30, 2005

Mormonizer 

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

Mormonizer by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009

mormonize 

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

mormonize by Jess Braz August 17, 2005