mormon sized 

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.

A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.

mormon sized by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008

mormonize 

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.

Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.

mormonize by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005

mormonize 

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.

"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."

mormonize by JulesJules September 30, 2005

Mormonizer 

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.

Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!

Mormonizer by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009

mormonize 

When a mormon sexes someone up.

Oh baby, come mormonize me!

mormonize by Jess Braz August 17, 2005

mormonize 

The act of sexing someone up by a mormon.

Oh baby, mormonize me.

Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.

mormonize by sexyjedininja August 30, 2005