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1.
a person who thinks that a three pointer in basketball has to be released behind the line for it to count as three points.

alternate meanings: a stubborn moron know-it-all; a complete moron.
JOE: " he didnt let go of the ball until after he crossed the line..thats only worth two points idiot."

DAVID: what a morlon.

example 2

MAX: I would sleep with oprah, even if i didnt get any money.

David: what are you?!?!?...some kind of morlon???
by notamorlon247 January 16, 2011