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Mexican morphine 

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.
Mexican morphine by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

Mighty Morphine Power Ranger 

One who has become Addicted to Opiates, has that drugged out nodding appearance and will do anything it takes to obtain pain medication including using many doctors ect. .
Sally's out shopping for several new doctors she's become Quite the Mighty Morphine power ranger.

Morphine 

Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.
The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.

The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
Morphine by Pillowpants8495 December 1, 2011

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School 

A totally amazing high school located outside of Jackson, Wisconsin.

A high school filled with easy women and where 98% of the students are loaded with cash. Kettle Moraine Lutheran also has a much higher drug problem compared to other Lutheran high schools.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School (KML) is wayy better at sports than any other school in their conference, especially Laconia and Winnebago Lutheran Academy, also known as WLA or "pooptard acadamy" by some students.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran has about 430 students and continues to grow year after year.

In sports KML dominates year after year, the Chargers have consistently won state in Volleyball, Women's Soccer, Cheerleading, and always is a strong contender with every other sport.

While Kettle Moraine Lutheran continues to excell at everything they do, Winnebago Lutheran continues to be stupid.
Man 1: "Hey man! Did you win at that basketball game yesterday?"

Man 2: "Nahhh man... We played Kettle Moraine Lutheran..."

Student 1: "Hey dude, I heard your transferring to Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School?"

Student 2: "yeahhh... I gotta get out of WLA man, Winnebago Lutheran sucks..."

morphine dreams 

a mixture of either vivid, terrifying nightmares or very strange dreams after using morphine and falling asleep.
Trent said he's never taking opiates again after the horrifying morphine dreams he had last night.
morphine dreams by trypp October 26, 2010
Usually a very nice and comforting person. She always tries to make everyone else happy but usually isn't happy herself. She is very friendly and abit shy, she usually has lots of friends and is always very loyall to her friends and family. Some people like to make fun of her because she is shy but mohinee always tries to forget about them. Mohinee is usually curvy and very average looking at a young age,but becomes very pretty when she's older.

She is very sensitive and can get upset from one insult. If there are a a hundred people complimenting her and then one person insults her, she gets very upset. She has a very beautiful soul and cares for everyone and everything.

Sometimes she may come across as a hypocrite but she just doesn't like to take sides and wants to make all her friends happy. She is usually surrounded by a group of friends and is very intelligent.
"Have you seen Mohinee?"

"Yeah, she's so beautiful; I wish I was her!"