5 definitions by Pillowpants8495

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Straight up awesome Independent senator from Vermont. One of the only self-proclaimed socialist in the Congress, not to be confused with Marxist: he's a Democratic socialist. A man of the people.

Bernie is:
Anti-war, voted against the Iraq war and the "Patriot Act".
Anti-Fed, is an outspoken critic of the secretive Federal reserve.
Anti-corporation, is an outspoken critic of large corporations and the low tax rate that many of them claim, while shipping our jobs overseas.
Pro-single payer health care and against privatized health cares, corporations shouldn't get rich from the sickness of others.
Bernie Sanders is a really cool senator.
by Pillowpants8495 September 21, 2011
Potent opiate derived from the opium poppy. Used for relief of severe and agonizing pain and suffering. When abused it makes you forget how shitty your life is and makes you feel GOOOOOOOD. After you come down and remember how much your life sucks you'll probably end up spending all your money on more or steal from a family member who may or may not actually need it. There's no going back, you'll always have that desire to get high again.
The bad side says: Steal a few morphine from your grandmother! It'll make you feel GOOOOOOOOD.

The good side says: Don't be a fucking asshole, your grandmother needs those meds. Go smoke weed and stay away from hard drugs.
by Pillowpants8495 November 30, 2011
A face like that of a stereotypical pedophile.
Terry has pedoface.
by pillowpants8495 March 27, 2012
A really sexy brunette Spanish porn star who won the 2010 AVN award for best threesome along with Tori Black.
Rebeca Linares is really sexy porn star.
by Pillowpants8495 September 22, 2011
Yahweh is said to be the personal name of the God of the desert. Throughout the Torah Yahweh is said to have serially murdered and enslaved millions of the enemies of the Jewish people including children and babies. Humans are said to be made in the image of this God but people who are knowledgeable know that we aren't made in God's image, rather God was made in the image of the blood thirsty desert-dwelling thugs that wrote the Bible.
Read Deuteronomy chapter 28 verses 20-55 to get a good luck at the character of Yahweh.
by Pillowpants8495 January 07, 2012

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