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Morbality 

A group of emos, goths and other weirdass mother fukers in black.
Go raid your local hot topic. Go touch grass.

Person 1: Did you hear, Kevin is now in a Morbality.
Person 2: fucking dumbass.
Morbality by TJ MaxxASS March 3, 2022
Someone whose breath is so bad it affects you physically
He totally Morboled me , I could barely move after he was done talking.
morbol by Tink Tanky March 9, 2014

Morbology 

Morbology is the study of phenomena “Morb”. cosmology. The metaphysical study of the origin and nature of to completely and utterly accomplish anything, like a task or a competition, in an overwhelming and insurmountable success.
The morbologist, studing “morbology”, morbedly morbed all the tasks given to him by his superiors in utmost fashion.
Morbology by Homonot May 29, 2022

Morbology 

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.
Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

Morbility 

The act of having "more ability" than others.
I got morbility in my pinky, than you do in your whole body!
Morbility by pevargas90 July 6, 2010

morbioli 

Used in the marketing world, it's the unscrupulous and unflinchingly obsessive need to have KPIs defined.
HQ insists in a morbioli manner.
We have a morbioli on our back, so let's make sure the KPI document is perfect.
morbioli by kimmmmmmmmo October 27, 2010