mophobia

Fear of being cursed by a black man.

Arthur came down with a severe case of mophobia after knocking over that Brother's 40 at the domino game.

by Apuhl M'Diq Oud January 21, 2009

mophobia

The fear of being verbally assaulted by a Mississippian.

"You done fill the kittel to the crack with muddy water and splunge the chips!" said Samuel Clemins.

At this point little Arthur screamed and ran into his uncle's toolshed. Arthur suffers from acute mophobia.

by Jack Center May 8, 2007

Wal-Mophobia

Fear of Wal-Mart.

Wal-mart gives me the creeps. I think I have Wal-Mophobia..

by burrgeezy May 13, 2010