mophed 

past tense verb. Similar in use to owned,etc. Describes an action where one person is "attacked" (not physically) through marking, Halo 2 pwnage, "burns" (ie, your momma jokes,whatever), etcetc. Can also be used in present tense (mophe). to be mophed, usually a person must yell it (you've been mophed!) or tag it on the person being mophed (i.e. through markers, etc) Derived from Mop Head

Luke got mophed last night when we drew all over his legs.

mophed by Salamandor November 10, 2008

Dirty Moped 

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

Mormon Moped 

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

Mormon Moped by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Moped 

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

Moped by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Mopped the Floor 

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.

1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.

Mopped the Floor by Bloodknight November 24, 2010

mophead 

A dude with nasty dreds or generally messy hair.

That one mophead in our class smelled of fish and greasy underwear.

mophead by superdoo September 22, 2003

Mophead 

When someone has a shifty haircut and looks like they have a mop on their head.

Mrs. Staunton has a mophead.

Mophead by TinyTittyTwister July 26, 2016