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probaly the most hottest breed of guys in the world!
it refers to guys who have long straight hair, from shoulder length down, thus the "mop" style. looks like it has been straightened all the time. looks horendous when wet to "normal people", but extremly sexy to "desperado' s". common vitims are skaters. often misinterperated for females, especially looking from behind. desperate girls seem to fall for them and stalk them.
"OMG, mopboy is so HOT" exclaimes Jill
*sigh* from gina
ally throws a brick in jill's face
mopboy by JILLYAN March 26, 2008
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Mop Boy – Noun: Derogatory slang used to describe the loser working at a porn shop that has video viewing rooms where degenerates beat off and splooge on the floor which must be mopped up right away before drying and staining the floor.
Poor Matt heard the 2 college students say “Hey, Mop Boy, rooms 1 & 2 need cleaning, you better hurry before the cum dries and stains the floor” as the college students left the store laughing.
Mop Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014
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A term used to describe a woman or girl who embodies a unique combination of qualities associated with both "mom" or "mommy" and "tomboy" energies. A momboy is someone who effortlessly balances traditionally nurturing and caring attributes with characteristics typically attributed to tomboys, such as being adventurous, independent, and non-conforming to gender stereotypes.
Savi has such momboy energy!
Yes, I love it!!
Momboy by Yuuhi October 13, 2023

splooge mop boy 

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.
my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.
splooge mop boy by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Monboy Mafia 

The Monboy Mafia is a large gang mostly consisting of nerds or geeks.

The Monboy Mafia is run by THE Monboy
Don't look now, it's the monboy mafia

Is THE Monboy with them?

I can't tell, the group is too thick
noun
1. A female who can take care of you when you're out partying, but can still hang like one of the fellas.

2. A female who takes you as her child, but she is also your friend.
The afterparty MomBoy held was lit, and she gave us a place to crash afterwords!
MomBoy by TheDaveBoy January 12, 2018
A woman that will still care for you as a parent would while also having many boyish qualities. A portmanteau of a MILF, an attractive older woman, and a tomboy, a woman with generally masculine interests.
MILFs are too feminine, but tomboys are too distant. I think a momboy is right for me!
momboy by KingCorporeal April 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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