mootchie
the thick milky white cheesy mucus discharge that accumulates due to poor hygiene in the female genitalia
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Hatta Matta Moochie
A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.
"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.
Hatta Matta Moochie by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014
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Möötcher
My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered. She was Möötchered.
Möötcher by Tile kurner December 19, 2020
Moochie
An asian or filipino teenage boy who wears colorful (or happy) oversized clothing, he tries to come off as "different" by expressing himself with his choice of apparel. A moochie almost always wears an extra-large fitted sports hat to help match the rest of his outfit. A moochie likes to collect and wear all sorts of colorful Nike shoes.
Some moochies like to wear thick black framed eyeglasses from wal-mart without even a prescribed lens, this is part of expressing themselves as "different". You will never find a moochie out in public by them-self, moochies like to roll together in groups of 5. Moochies like to spend their weekends movie hopping at the local theater. Moochies only drive honda civics, it's part of their code of conduct, thus they could be kicked out of their respective groups if they drove anything else.
Hint: You can also find moochies at your local arcade (the arcade must include a DDR machine).
Some moochies like to wear thick black framed eyeglasses from wal-mart without even a prescribed lens, this is part of expressing themselves as "different". You will never find a moochie out in public by them-self, moochies like to roll together in groups of 5. Moochies like to spend their weekends movie hopping at the local theater. Moochies only drive honda civics, it's part of their code of conduct, thus they could be kicked out of their respective groups if they drove anything else.
Hint: You can also find moochies at your local arcade (the arcade must include a DDR machine).
Austin: "Dude, I see that guy everywhere."
Daniel: "No you don't, he's just one of the moochies, you can't tell them apart."
Daniel: "No you don't, he's just one of the moochies, you can't tell them apart."
MoochieHBTL
MoochieHBTL by Professor Plug October 27, 2020
moonchie
noun.
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.
2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.
3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess
4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. A sex organ between a gay male's Gluteus Maximus that when used correctly; can and will influence, manipulate, and control the mind of any heterosexual male.
2. The "experienced" anus of a gay male that is known to feel so pleasurable to the penis of any heterosexual man it will cause him to leave his wife, children, and in some cases his entire life behind.
3. The most powerful tool a gay male can possess
4. A married female's worst nightmare
1. Fahylando invited Jenny's husband Jeffery over to enjoy his moonchie after a fight they had; Jeffery never came back home.
2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."
3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”
2. "Bitch I let him hit this moonchie one time and he signed every blank check in his checkbook and gave it to me."
3, "Dude I swear I thought that I was happy man until I fucked Fahylando's moonchie; but afterwards, I served my wife divorce papers for unexplained.”