Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.

"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"

Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Surprise Moosey 

The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"

"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"

Surprise Moosey by Mongrlz August 15, 2012

Moosey 

The feeling one get when he/she stays up waaaay past their bedtime. Usually accompanied by the yelling of random phrases, uncontrollable laughter and unusual excitement.

Jim: I LIKE BAGELS!!!!!

John: Dude, are you ok?
Jim: No man, I'm so moosey
John: Makes sense, it's almost 4 in the morning
Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
John: .....

Moosey by St0mpie June 16, 2011

Moosey Goosey 

Weird. Crazy shit

Damn thats just moosey goosey bro.

Moosey Goosey by Da judger March 11, 2016

Moosey 

Is when you put moose ears on and you do someone from behind.

Last night I gave her moosey

Moosey by swimfan312 June 10, 2010

Moosey Poosey 

Noun: Latinx orgin
A severe case of camel-toe (i.e.; where the vortex of the crotch acquires the form of the vagina's lips {Poosey}).

Oh My Gawd Becky! Her moosey poosey is so, like, up in there, it's cutting off circulation to her uterus!
Damn, Gurl! My anaconda ain't gon' fit in that tight-ass moosey poosey!
Ay guey! That moosey poosey looks so juicy--I wanna add some Cholula and take a bite out that taco! MMMMMM-que sabroso!
That moosey poosey is so deep, I could track you in the snow!

Moosey Poosey by vajuice June 3, 2019

Moosey 

Embarrassed,salty.

No your wrong HA your moosey

Moosey by Mayla33 May 30, 2018