mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Monsturd 

Any poop that's so big it rises up out of the water. Bonus points if it's one unbroken turd.

"Damn, that monsturd could eat Tokyo!"

Monsturd by Buck Wong November 29, 2005

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Moostarde 

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

Moostarde by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

mouseturbating 

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

mouseturbating by treznik September 8, 2010

moostard 

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

moostard by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006