mooseprint 

a welt, or a stain resulting from someone whipping something with thier dick,leaving an imprint like a moose hoof or a spade

guy: dude did you see jen's hickie?
guy2: yeah that's nothin sue has a fuckin mooseprint on her neck
guy: nice

mooseprint by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

pinple moosephant 

An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.

I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...

pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011

Moosewinter 

A lost prophet who roams the frosty barrens of Siberia. With his sturdy mule Exo, Moosewinter rides across the the steppes in search of mystery and maffematics.

Wow I wish I could be as cool as Moosewinter.

Moosewinter by Mrchows November 18, 2009