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1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.
-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.
by dolfan4433 September 06, 2010
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