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A strange mixture between a Moose and a Monkey, this organism does not acutally exist. This has not stopped it from terrorising the dreams of many individuals who claim to have heard its haunting moan from across the mists.
What was that! That...hooting sound. Oh my god. It's a moosekey!
by Flippzilla December 01, 2004