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Mooseconflappers 

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.
Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!
Mooseconflappers by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009

moosepon 

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.
-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.
moosepon by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.
1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)
Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!
last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that
moosehorn blind hammer by poldfghhh February 10, 2010
A moedown is the mormon equivalent of a hoedown. This usually occurs at combined socials and stake dances, though occurrences have been noted at weddings, missionary farewells, and other events.

Unlike a traditional hoedown, the music is rarely live, usually quite placid, and the alcohol is replaced with 7-up with sweet red or pink flavoring.
Everyone in the ward was going to the moedown at the stake center that evening. Extensive photographic documentation has been planned for, so bring your bright smiling faces!
moedown by lightinmyeyes December 15, 2011

Moosehorn Mudslide 

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.
Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide