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Mookie stinks 

smelly brown things that come out of your ass
A fecophiliac is someone who is obsessed with MOOKIE STINKS
Mookie stinks by Anonymous September 12, 2003

mookie stain 

terrible diarrhea that leaves residew in between your buttcheeks and underwear
These damn tacos left my shorts dirty and now I've been having to clean my mookie stain every 5 minutes
mookie stain by chuck norris 87 August 18, 2011

mookie sauce 

a sauce or dip for eating with crabs.Made from mayo,ketchup,mustard and several other things.Made and consumed mostly by people with an Africian heritage.
a sauce made for eating crabs.I just made my special mookie sauce.
mookie sauce by ackman666 January 23, 2011

Mookie Sticks 

Solid stick like feces that can be grasped and used as crayons and deface walls. Originally seen on the Mr. Hanky episode of South Park.
Tommy Lee was shocked to open the hotel room door and see that Ozzy had decorated the all of the walls with mookie sticks.
Mookie Sticks by Pegleg September 21, 2004

Mookie Stamps 

The marks left behind when an individual delicately presses one's anus against a surface or another person after passing a bowel movement without wiping.
Tyler: "I am never inviting Grandpa over for dinner again. He left mookie stamps all over my bedroom! And where's the dog?!"
Mookie Stamps by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

mookie stick 

–noun, plural 'mookie sticks'
1. Solid fecal matter.
2. Something you don't want your own children to play with.
Tell Xander not to touch those mookie sticks on the lawn.
mookie stick by siddNullus February 6, 2009