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Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.
Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.

Permanent Moonbase 

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.
Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.

Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.
I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.
Moonlake Swamp Mouth by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Moonboase 

NOUN
(MOON-BOWSE)

word to describe something interesting to the sight (person, place, thing, or idea) . No definite meaning, can be used to describe many things.
*walking through woods* *point to object* "Moonboase."

*see fat woman or man* *point* "its a moonboase!"

*feeling spontaneous* "i am feeling like a moonboase today!"

(plural) "look at all the moonbai running around"
Moonboase by Tulpster July 12, 2011
Moonbae is gay
moonbae by anonymous September 14, 2020

Moonglade 

The bright reflection of the moon's light on an expanse of water.
Origin
Mid 19th century; earliest use found in James Russell Lowell (1819–1891), author and diplomat.
It is late, I walk near a pond and I see the moonglade which fascinated me.