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very pale white skin, suggesting they dont see much sun light and making a joke out ov the possiblity of tanning under moon light
nice moon tan
how ya goin moon tan
get ya moon tan out
by piechart August 20, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night
clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man
by chiller February 26, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.
Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."
by Hinderonus April 27, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Someone who plays the xbox all day and dosen't go outside.
John: Yo, I havent seen Sam for a while.

Doug: Yeah hes working on his Moon Tan.
by Nadex January 25, 2011
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.
Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."
by Hinderonus April 27, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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