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moonshiners 

teacher: what are you gonna be when u grow up
johnny:a moonshiner:D
moonshiners by donalddonkey June 12, 2005

moonshiner 

to moonshine, to drink alcohol, to do dumb things in random states, to get caught playing Beer Pong or otherwise just be a delinquent nuisance to the respective school administration
Playing Beer Pong on a school sanctioned Model UN Trip and getting caught by an unfortunate misanthrope of a teacher.

Bewildered Moonshiner: What is Beer Pong?
Mr. Allen: I have a house, I have a wife, I don't need this shit.
moonshiner by final1 July 24, 2008

moonshiner's turn 

an illegal U-turn made by putting the car in neutral and applying the hand brake
He just pulled off a moonshiner's turn before I could block his escape.

moonshiner's toothpick

Me, "I killed me a boar coon and got me a moonshiner's toothpick."

moonshiners 

a bunch of fags who cause trouble on school trips
"who was drinking on the mUN trip?"

"i dunno, a bunch of moonshiners"
moonshiners by I loveMUN October 15, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026