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Mooker Spooker 

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
noun: breasts on a man; imitation breasts on a man; a synonym for moobs, man-boobs, man-knockers - with the added twist of 'mock' meaning 'to imitate'.
look pon dem mans dem got bare mockers innit.
mockers by 0ad August 26, 2009
Short for "man hooker"
Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!
mooker by ingvild=] December 15, 2009
Yo son, I took 2 mookers before the club last night! I was trippin!

Ecstasy; E; X; XTC; Rolls; Beans; Adam

Slang for an Ecstasy pill
mooker by piff man November 12, 2008
Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape
That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere
mooker by Dylan July 23, 2004
a substitute for a cuss word, or a phrase to call someone that’s being annoying
“aw mookers i forgot my sweatshirt at my house!” or “ugh you’re suck a mooker”
mooker by mylalol February 21, 2021