mooblet

A male child with breasts, sometimes known as "boobs" or "melon racks", caused by their obesity, or "fatness". Mooblet is a term originally invented by the Ancient Greeks to allow quick identification of small fat boys that Socrates himself identified as "plaguing" Athens.

Martin you Mooblet! Put your shirt back on I can see your moobs!

Socrates: What's with all the Mooblets in Greece? If this keeps up I will drink some of that hemlock shit!

I hate going to waterparks because you have to share the slides with all the mooblets.

by Flashblade April 04, 2004

Mooblet Combo

The most legendary combination one can encounter; a man with both moobs and a mullet.

"Oh god, he's rocking the mooblet combo."

by anonymousaf November 21, 2014