It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
by AlabamaBaby April 12, 2016
Monument Mythos is an analog horror created by Alex Kansas, featuring many American national monuments. The series has two seasons.
by ughsdjf;dlghbsgkd;jfg May 4, 2022
It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.
Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.
by Hugh G. Rexion April 9, 2006
Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
by BWSparked April 15, 2008
Noun.
A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 12, 2008
a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance
Person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for
person2- no why
person1-you dont want to
person2- no why
person1-you dont want to
by Pogoman January 20, 2008