montville 

A town in North Jersey. Quiet, boring, and tranquil. Populated by hoes and wanna be bros. People from Montville are generally Jewish, Chinese, and extremely wealthy. 80% of Montville consists of pot heads.

You need weed? Just go to Montville... Those rich hoes always have it to sell.

montville by Montvillian April 4, 2005

montville 

other wise known as "the ville" where guidos,hicks,jew,italians,asians,and indians mix to make an amazing town.... people always say "mad" instead of "very".theres a bitch fight every year.sluts start fucking in middle school so they think their cool.the freshman are mad beat hoes who go around like its their day job.everyone talks shit about each other.a bitch fight happens every year.the Asians cheat off each other because there parents will beat them if they get a 95.and the weed,so much of it is here and 90% of the school has tried it.theres even coke and ecstasy here if you look hard enough.everyone wants to go to an open house but people are to pussy to have one.everyone talks about how they hate this town and cant wait until college.

adult 1-"lets move to montville,i heard there schools are great"

adult 2-"hell no,there is no way im raising our new kid there,the people suck and are about drama and the schools going to shit anyway"

montville by guidohick69420 April 22, 2011

Montalvo 

a mexican god!

girl1- OMFG! who the fuck is that hella hotty!?<3

girl2- OMG! its Montalvo, he's the sexiest man on earth!!<3

Montalvo by RAgINg MAcHIn3 January 9, 2010

retardo montalban 

a sucker in a cheap suit

"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"

retardo montalban by karie May 7, 2003

montvale 

the definition above this one is false. no survey was taken that says this. Looking at the logical trends however, it is shown that most of the montvale girls DO go to hang out with woodcliff lake cliques their freshman year. then, almost 90% of the montvale girls then return to their roots sophmore year (and for the remainder of high school), after realising that the woodcliff lake scene includes nothing but fake hollister-wearing, basketball-playing pussies, who try desperately to get with these girls and have no personality to do so.

Furthermore there is no such things as woodcliff lake friends. Just two or more people helping each other out for the moment. Dont believe me? call out one of the woodcliff guys. see if anyone is man enough to back him.

In montvale, if ANYONE is called out to fight, no matter who he is (as long as hes not a sell out), your going to have an army of montvale kids to face.

"hah cindy, im so jacked i went to the gym like four days in a row! look im wearing tight hollister clothes!"

"Your a fucking woodcliff lake tool, im going back to chill with my montvale guys... they got bigger dicks anyway."

montvale by THE VALERS March 1, 2007

Montvale 

A small town in upper bergen county.

When these costa-rican piece of shit twins movedd to monvale then fuked up everything. they are gigantic sluts and boys only like them becuase of their boobs. they destroyed montvale.

Montvale by dont worry about it ok? June 22, 2009

montville 

lame, boring town, filled with potheads and fake sluts. nothing exciting ever happens here, except for an occasional awesome girl fight. the cheerleaders are beat, the homos hang out in the parking lot everyday after school, and the band members consider themselves 'athletes'

hey lets go to montville tonight!
nahhh montville is gay.

montville by hailey no'hara October 16, 2009