Top Definition
A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."
by White class & red trash October 01, 2013
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