The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021
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A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.
by Holawel December 10, 2010
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The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.

Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.

IUCN status: Near Threatened

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Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair
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Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants
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