Happy One Month My World 

Something you make as your discord status to celebrate you and your eboyfriend's one month anniversery.

Also it is one of the worst things for someone who likes your to find.

Luke: Bruh she made her status Happy One Month My World I'm done
Andrew: Fuck her

Happy One Month My World by DB26E January 25, 2023

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

Spit in my mouth 

It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.

"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.

Spit in my mouth by His Cockwarmer May 5, 2019

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. 

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021

Fat juicy cock in my mouth 

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

Fat juicy cock in my mouth by Amikapearl69 April 1, 2021

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. 

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth 

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011