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Montanan 

To display an action that is sensed by others to be rugged, self refined, and/or strongly characteristic of a mountainous region cultures predefined notions of "a badass"
When your friend is smoking a hand rolled style cigar whilst performing a sick maneuver that makes the ladies swoon because they think your so badass. "Dude, that was really Montanan of you back there with those chicks! They think you're da shit son!"
Montanan by Montanan Man October 9, 2018
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retardo montalban 

a sucker in a cheap suit
"oh my god blaire, look at that retardo montalban who just bought us drinks!"
retardo montalban by karie May 7, 2003

mountebank 

We laughed the mountebank.
mountebank by Can Oltulu February 6, 2008

Montalbano 

A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."

montanakermit10 

a girl with a flat chest and likes to show off her tiny bee nipples and ditch her old friends and accuse them of teasing or being mean to her
hey did you see that girl, her name is montanakermit10

Montalbano 

The last name of an absolutely amazing dude who is a nice person. Will argue but usually agrees, and if they love someone they mean it and they are amazing. Very hot and envied by many usually girls who isn’t lucky enough to have him. And I wana smash 🔥😏
Man he’s hot he’s definitely a montalbano
Montalbano by Savage8 December 16, 2017

Montanan chug jug 

to cum and shit into a mason jar then put it in a blender with milk and ice, drink it in one go
"bro I just had a Montanan chug jug"