monssage 

An awkward, gentle (often unwanted) rubbing of the mons pubis. Not sexually stimulating in the least. Usually initiated after recipient appears to be in deep sleep.

#BEWARETHEMONSSEUSE

Girl 1: How was it with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: Really, really weird. I was almost asleep, and then he started giving me a monssage.
Girl 1: That's when you kiss him on the cheek, say "Make sure you lock the door on your way out," and roll over.

monssage by Beware the Monssage October 19, 2013

manssage

When a guy is expecting to get a massage from a female but gets one from a dude instead.

Did you here that Ginkel got a manssage? At first he said he hated it but he keeps talking about how great it was.

manssage by hoosier89` October 23, 2009

manssage

A massage via hot man

Kat got a manssage from her super hot neighbor, David

manssage by dapper_dinosaur March 22, 2012

Mossage 

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

Mossage by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

mossage 

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

mossage by QuacksO November 5, 2023