monko

Big or porwerful man.

He rules here, he's a real monko.

by Hadrianvs September 2, 2008

monko

Monko is a word that originated from Japan that is even more offensive than cunt.

Ho mate. Your a monko

by nameless January 28, 2005

Monko

A retarded monkey on steroids, preferably playing the bonga bonga drums, high on porcupine feces.

The monko played The bonga so loud making the jungle neighbours go apeshit crazy.

by January 13, 2021

Monko

A monko is a person that is emotionally attached to monkeys, they tend to get aggressive when monkeys are insulted so don't make a monko angry. Monko's can be any age, gender, religion, and race.

"I saw a monko on the street yesterday, he was wearing a monkey shirt."
"Oh yeah, I've met a few monko's in my day. They actually make good conversations."

by Camciejae January 25, 2019

El Monko

Often found at the nearest bar trying to consume all the vodka or aftershock in the building in various mixes. Sometimes found with blood in his Vodka and Redbull stream

Hello. Can I have a double vodka, archers, blue aftershock, blue caracao(sp?) and lemonade please

Can I have three double vodka and redbulls and a purple(1 blue 1 red 1 glass)aftershock please

by Sir Isaac "who's fucking apple is this" Newton May 30, 2003

El Monko

Human form often reffered to as Tony, Monkey, Chunk oh and often you hear his name combined with the words fuck off and stop touching me heaven knows why.

Oi Monkey fuck off.
Oi stop touching me you perv.
Hey its healing up Tony your gonna need to sort that out.

by The Mighty Phil April 30, 2003

El Monko

A slang term for the fluid excreted during ejaculation.

It took her five minutes to lick all the El Monko out of his arse.

by Guy Trenchman September 5, 2003