monkeyshining 

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

monkeyshining by Ali February 24, 2005

Monkeyvining 

Monkeyvining is a common dating practice employed by lonely, insecure or ineffably sexy people who are too hot to stay on the market after becoming single. Monkeyvining results when said monkeyviner swings to the vine of new relationship, without first letting go of the prior relationship vine. No free-sailing "time to discover myself" - which we all know really means cessation of bathing and bushwhacking - is taken between relationships, which usually means a wealth of emotional baggage and unrealistic expectations awaits proprietor of subsequent vine.

Commonly referred to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results from fear of becoming forever relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with your 28 cats.

Sheila has yet another man! She has been monkeyvining from boyfriend to boyfriend for at least six years now...

Monkeyvining by Dr. Evil 518 December 29, 2010

Monkeyshaming 

Shaming a monkey (A person of Indian descent) for failing to fit into a stereotype (e.g. not being good at math).

"He was monkeyshaming me for dropping a 60 on the last math test"

Monkeyshaming by dream1ngalias December 16, 2023